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This guy walks into a bar in Redneck county and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... " The guy says, "I'm from England." The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in England?
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.
Q: What do you call a redneck bursting into flames?
Q: What's the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years. Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
The collection plates are really hub caps from a '56 Chevy.
Instead of a bell, you are called to service by a duck call. "Thou shalt not covet" applies to hunting dogs, too.
Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Tennessee State Lottery? Q: Why did the Redneck highjack a plane and demand to be taken to Jeopardy A: Because he was told that 1000 jobs were in Jeopardy.